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Did You Ever Wonder





Did You Ever Wonder



*   If people from Poland are called Poles, 
     why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? 

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. 

*  Why do croutons come in airtight packages? 
     Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? 

*   Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist 
     but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? 

*   Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? 

*   If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, 
     doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, 
     musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, 
     tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 

*   If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 

*   Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 

*   I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; 
   then it dawned on me ....they're cramming for their final exam! 

*   Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?             
     What are we supposed to do, write to them? 
     Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? 

*   If it's true that we are here to help others, 
      then what exactly are the others here for?

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
*  Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? 

*  If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

*  Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards. It's "NAIVE!"



Where our Favorite Foods Come From

Where Our Favorite Foods 

Really Come From

Every St. Patrick's Day, millions of Irish-Americans celebrate with green beer, "Kiss me, I'm Irish" buttons, and corned beef and cabbage, the traditional fare of their Irish kinfolk. Right? Wrong. In fact, traveling around Ireland, locals may balk if you insist this American-Irish meal is a true representation of Irish culture. Until the 20th century, most Irish couldn't afford corned beef -- it's more likely that people enjoyed Colcannon, a dish of boiled potatoes and cabbage mixed with butter, milk and garlic. Corned beef and cabbage is not the only seemingly traditional ethnic dish that got its start in a totally different place than the culture most people associate it with.

How does this happen? Lynne Olver, a reference librarian who manages and contributes to The Food Timeline, a web site that tracks the history of food and its origins, has some answers. "Food morphing is as old as human kind," she says. "The glorious table is set by explorers, invaders, crusaders, travelers, missionaries, settlers, immigrants, outcasts, returning GIs, savvy restaurateurs and visionary chefs."
It's not news to anyone that Americans can take a cuisine, turn it on its head, and pretend like it's always been that way. You find hard-shell tacos at Taco Bell -- filled with some controversial beef -- but not in Mexico. The nation may be the great melting pot, but every culture borrows from other cultures to make something its own. Tempura, now a Japanese staple, more likely originated in medieval Portugal with some influence from 17-century China. Indian menu favorite chicken tikka masala, whose origin was once up for British Parliamentary debate, may actually have been invented in Glasgow, Scotland.

After some eye-opening research (et tu, apple pie?) and feedback from Olver, it turns out the number of nontraditional traditional dishes are probably countless! Now more than ever, cultures the world over share, add, subtract, and change eating habits and traditions until an extraordinary hybrid like gyros, French toast and smoothies emerge. Fusion food isn't a new, trendy way to describe obvious cross-cultural dishes. It's as old as humanity.
- Peggy Bourjaily, The Daily Meal


Apple Pie
"We're fighting for mom and apple pie." That's what the American GI's often said when asked what they were fighting for during World War II. Actually, apples aren't even native to the Americas. Remember Johnny Appleseed?   
The first known recipes for apple pie date back to medieval Europe.  
 As the Americas were settled, Europeans brought apples and planted their seeds and from those seeds the American apple pie was born.

Tempura
One of the more surprising discoveries is that our beloved tempura shrimp and vegetables is actually Portuguese. Sure, if we do a little Freudian free association beginning with the word "fried" we'd most likely find our way to Southern Europe, specifically, the Mediterranean and fried calamari, but how did the concept make its way to Japan, where, according to The Food Timeline, Edo period foods were rarely fried in fat? With a little help from 17-century Chinese influence.


Spaghetti and Meatballs
The origin of the dish, spaghetti and meatballs, is really a matter of semantics. As separate entities spaghetti and meatballs have existed since ancient times. However, it wasn't until the birth of Little Italy that Italian immigrant restaurateurs began topping plates of spaghetti with meatballs to soothe savage American meat cravings.

French Toast
Unless you're Homer Simpson, you know that French fries and French kisses aren't actually French. However, did it ever occur to anyone but a food historian that French toast might hail from ancient Rome instead? In ancient times, it was called Roman bread.

Russian Dressing
Since it's the secret sauce on many a burger in America, it should come as no surprise that Russian dressing is an American delicacy. At least, that's what American food historians say. Europeans, however, believe Russian dressing was invented by the French and introduced to Russia in the 19th century. Americans argue Russian dressing was concocted from ingredients inspired by Russian cuisine. It's one of the many debates in food history that may never be settled


Mexican Wedding Cakes
 Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim is of Lebanese descent. So is Salma Hayek. And so are Mexican wedding cakes, those powdered-sugar-covered crunchy nut cookies that are as addictive as it gets. What other national treasures did the Lebanese contribute to Mexico upon their great migration in the early 1900s?


Jordan Almonds

They're basically a requirement as party favors at weddings, but Jordan almonds, which are covered in a candy shell and likely a precursor to M&Ms, are not Jordanian. Nope, in fact, the act of coating almonds in some sort of preservative goes so far back in time it's hard to tell exactly where the Jordan almond got its start.

Gyros
We've been corrected many a time at many a Greek diner that gyro should be pronounced year-ro. Well the joke's on us. Yes, it's most likely that in its current form, gyros are a Greek-American invention, but the gyro's ancestor really comes from the Middle East. To all those New York City diner owners, we say year-ro and also thank you because the gyro is one delicious sammich.


Smoothies

Despite our national obsession with Jamba Juice and all things smoothie, America did not invent them. Although the exact timing of the smoothie is hard to pinpoint, most smoothie aficionados agree that a smoothie involves blending a milk product with fruit. In that case, many signs point to Central and Latin America where a creamy fruit drink called a licuado has been popular for generations

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